His pregnant wife returns home from work to find her husband sitting at the breakfast bar in his kitchen, in his suit. His work laptop is open in front of him. His head is in his hands. She asks him what is wrong.
“I can’t believe it. They’ve sacked me.”
”What? How? Why? But we’re going to have a family! What are we going to do?”
What? Wait… no… it’s OK, I mean… it’s Liverpool. They’ve sacked me. I’m second in the league and still in Europe, but we got beat 4–0 off Everton. It’s not fair.”